Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, 宇宙度又烫又稠密 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait. 140亿年前终于爆了炸等着看吧 The Earth began to cool, 地球开始降温 The autotrophs began to drool, 自养生物来起哄 Neanderthals developed tools, 穴居人发明工具 We built a wall (we built the pyramids), 我们建长城（我们建金字塔） Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, 数学自科学 历史揭开神秘 That all started with the big bang! 切由大爆炸开始 Since the dawn of man is really not that long, 其实人类历史没有多久 As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. 星系形成时间比唱完支歌还要短 A fraction of a second and the elements were made. 元素微秒间便形成了 The bipeds stood up straight, 两足动物直立行走 The dinosaurs all met their fate, 恐龙都得认命了 They tried to leap but they were late 想要突变没来得及 And they all died (they froze their asses off) 死迷荒光光了（pp都冻成了化石） The oceans and pangea 大竖急祸洋和泛古陆 See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya 拜拜才想学 Set in motion by the same big bang! 都爆炸惹祸 It all started with the big BANG! 切都从大爆炸开始 It's expanding ever outward but one day 宇宙向外膨胀有天 It will cause the stars to go the other way, 星球会反方向运动 Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt 向内坍塌我们会里所会觉得疼痛 Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! 我们美好光辉形象引发场更大爆炸 Australopithecus would really have been sick of us 南方古猿肯定爽我们 Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) 们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪（我们现捉电脑病毒了） Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy 宗教或天文 e百科旧约申命记 It all started with the big bang! 切都从大爆炸开始 Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology 音乐和神爱因斯坦和占星术 It all started with the big BANG! 切都从大爆炸开始点夕 It all started with the big BANG! 切都从大爆炸开始