《海绵宝宝》主题歌：The Pirate and Kids《海盗和孩子们》 Captain: Are ya ready kids? 船长：准备好了毫夕吗破急，孩子们？ Kids: Aye Aye Captain. 孩子：是的，船长。 Captain: I can't hear you. 船长：太小声咯。 Kids: Aye Aye Captain! 孩子：是的！船长！ Captain: OHHHHHHH, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 船长：哦哦哦~~~，是谁住在深海的大凤梨里？ Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 孩子：海绵宝宝！ Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! 船长：方方黄黄伸缩自如 Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 孩子：海绵宝玻剑狗宝！ Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish, 船长：如果四处探险是你的愿望 Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 孩子：海绵宝宝！ Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! 船长：那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路 Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants！ 孩子：海绵宝宝！ Captain: Ready? 船长：准备？ Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants! 合：海绵宝宝，海绵宝宝，海绵宝宝！ Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!! HA HA HA HA !!!! 船长：海绵~~~~~~~~~宝宝~~~哈哈哈！！！！