One day,a men was drowning in the water. And a boat came by and said:"Do you need any help?" He said:"no,thank you,the God will save me."The another boat came by,said:"Do you need any help?" And he said:"no,thank you.The God will save me." Then he drowned,and he went to heaven.And he said:"god ,why didn't you save me?"God said,"i sent you two big boats,you dummy."