One day, a man was drowning in the water. A boat came by and said"Do you need any help?" He said"No,thank you,God will save me." And another boat came by,said"Do you need any help?" And he said"No,thank you,God will save me." When he drown and he went to the heavon and he said"God,why didn't you save me?" And God said"I sent you two big boats!" 从电影听写的，可能个别细节上有慕丛点细微差别，如果没有更准确的版键乔布本，就锅掏用这个吧