My Dad's Gone Crazy - Eminem Hello boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy I'll bet you do who's your daddy Daddy what're you doing Ok then everybody listen up I'm goin to hell who's comin' with me Somebody please help him i think my dad gone crazy There's no mountain i can't climb There's no tower too high No plane that i can't learn how to fly What do i gotta do to get through to you destroy you There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to Fuckin' brain's brawn and brass balls I cut 'em off i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall with my framed autograph Sunglasses with elton john's name on my drag wall I'm out the closet i been lying my ass off All this time me and dre been fucking with hats off Suck it marshall Tell laura and her husband to back off Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off And launch one of these russians and that's all Blow every fucking thing except afghanistan on the map off We wanna stop we wanna knock the crap off Haley tell 'em baby My dad's lost it There's really nothin' else to say ha i can't explain it I think my dad gone crazy A little help from hailie jade would should tell them maybe I think my dad gone crazy Theres nothing you could do to save it could ever change me I think my dad gone crazy There's noone on earth that can save me not even halie I think my dad gone crazy It's like my mother always told me Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr n codeine n goddamit you little motherfucker If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' Er Fuck that shit bitch eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks for second I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin my flos quit giving me my ammo Can't you see why i'm so mean if y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my ammo I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe man i don't know no more Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more There's really nothin' else to say ha i can't explain it I think my dad gone crazy A little help from hailie jade would should tell them maybe I think my dad gone crazy Theres nothing you could do to save it could ever change me I think my dad gone crazy There's noone on earth that can save me not even halie I think my dad gone crazy My songs can make you cry take you by surprise And at the same time make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme So what you're seeing is a genius at work Which to me isn't work so it's easy to misinterpret it at first Cuz when i speak it's tongue in cheek I'd gank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once And die and come back as vanilla ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit every time i sung Like r kelly as soon as bump n' grind comes on More pain inside o' my brain in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the world trade standin' on ronny's grave Screaming at the sky the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade And nash briddy musta just stop it Parents are pissed but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater's desk and two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither There's really nothin' else to say ha i can't explain it I think my dad gone crazy A little help from hailie jade would should tell them maybe I think my dad gone crazy Theres nothing you could do to save it could ever change me I think my dad gone crazy There's noone on earth that can save me not even halie I think my dad gone crazy Carzy