Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor All right stop! Pajama time Come here little kiddies on my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigate And accusate （ahh ahh ahh!） No words papas got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise I done touched on everything but little boys Thats not a stab a Michael thats just a metaphor I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit outta control with my rhymes Good god chick do a little slide Bend now touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor like TP for my bunghole And its cool if you let one go No body's gonna know who hear it Give a little toot toot its okay Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl Girl girl girl girl you know you're my world Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh just lose it ahh ahh ahh Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby Now its friday and its my day To party all the way to sunday Every single monday I dont know what day Everyday's just a holiday Cruisin on the freeway feelin kinda breezy Get the top down let my hair blow I don't know where I'm goin But when I get there I know someone's gonna touch my body Excuse me miss I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin a lil stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomache and pull my hair Spit on me maybe gouge my eyes out yeah Whats your name girl whats your scurr Dre ahh ahh beer guy goes blind I'm just tryna unwind now I'm Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl Girl girl girl girl you know you're my world Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh just lose it ahh ahh ahh Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby Now its tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and I don't know what happened Each day I was runnin butt naked down the street screamin ahh ahh ahh Mother I'm sorry I don't need your number All I need is this much I'm not guilty They said save it or we'll get you on tape tellin an old lady touch my body Now this is the part where the rap breaks down Its real intense no one makes a sound Everything looks like its 8 Mile now The beat comes back everybody just lose theirselves Snap back to reality look its B Rabbit Yo you signed me up to battle I'm a grown man jubba jubba jubba jubba jubba jubba I know dont have any life I took a right hand whole Tell me fellas what tell me fellas what grab ya left nut and make ya right one jealous Black girls white girls skinny girls fat girls tall girls small girls I'm callin all girls everyone report to the dance floor Its just chance for a little romance whore Butt squeezin its the season just go ahh ahh ahh So upeasin Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl Girl girl girl girl you know you're my world Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh just lose it ahh ahh ahh Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby Touch my body touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body