He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt mself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了 I Have s Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and s mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize m if you saw m again?" asked s mother. "I'd m any where," said Ivan. "I have s ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问 “他走到哪里锅怪愿我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked s mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分 “昨天给你的毯垃干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。嗯 还有一件事，几天前帮我指导的ABC天卞英语中心的教师才和我提过 事实上要学好英语应该是不费力地；必然要拥有一个适合的研习空间及练习口语对象，重点就是老师教学经验 欧美人士比东南亚好很多 口语标准很重要，坚决每天口语学习 1&1针对性教学才能够有很.好.的学习成效~课程结束后需要重复温习课堂音频，好巩固知识点。实在是真的无口语交谈的人的情况，可以上 VOA或大耳朵取得课外教材学习，多说多问短时间口语能力会进步许多，学习效果会非常突飞猛进的 “再给你两分。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk One day, a father and s little son were going home. At ts age, the boy was interested in all kinds of tngs and was always asking suestions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," s father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什键倘么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for ser