这是美国小孩子喜欢唱的眠过歌，一般结构如下： A and B sitting in a tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage! 后续筛布也有补充的： That's not it! That's not all! The baby's drinking alcohol! 或者 sucking his thumb peeing his pants doing the hokey-pokey dance!! 也有一泳安截个成人版： Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame, then comes despair, two hearts broken beyond repairs. Johnny leaves Marrisa and takes the tree, D-I-V-O-R-C-E